A native Brooklynite is about to board a subway when a big man asks him for directions to Boisenhoist, a section of the neighborhood. When the Brooklynite asks why he’s going there, the big man says he wants to visit every location in Brooklyn.
The Brooklynite is astonished and asks where he’s been. The big man says that he’s been to Red Hook alone with only a map. The Brooklynite tells the big man that it is impossible to see all of Brooklyn, and advises the big man that he shouldn’t travel alone as it is dangerous. The big man disagrees and then asks if anyone has ever drowned in Brooklyn. The Brooklynite deems this man crazy, as there are no oceans for people in Brooklyn to drown in. The Big Man's antics scare the Brooklynite, and he decides to get off the subway. The Brooklynite stills thinks of the big man and wonders if he’s lost or has been mugged. Regardless, the Brooklynite declares that the big man is crazy as nobody can visit all of Brooklyn.