In space, a newscaster awaits his ship. He sees a red-haired man that’s also waiting and the newscaster approaches him, hoping to interview the ginger. Although the ginger is disdainful at first, he begins talking about why the human race should go home and stop interacting with extraterrestrials. He mentions his previous encounters with aliens at strip clubs, where they look so enticing but cannot be had sex with. He suggests that, if the human race becomes enamored of the aliens, then the population will die out. The ginger tells the newscaster to go home, but the newscaster doesn’t listen. The ginger is picked up by his ship, and the newscaster excitedly takes a picture of his very first aliens, two sleek, sexy creatures.